Hey, The Rock, Here's the Script For The New Clint Eastwood Movie

Just a little over two days ago, The Rock Tweeted about how exactly he'd be honored to operate on the movie together with his heroes, Clint Eastwood and Steve McQueen. At Moviefone HQ, we would like to begin to see the Rock star inside a movie with Clint Eastwood. So! We required it upon ourselves to assume exactly what a snippet of the Eastwood-Rock buddy action comedy -- entitled 'Rocked and Loaded' -- would seem like whether it were compiled by 'Shame' director and co-author Steve McQueen (yes, I understand this is not the McQueen the Rock is speaking about, but it's a Steve McQueen) with the help of Damon Lindelof. In 'Rocked and Loaded,' Eastwood plays Danny Rock, an experienced private eye who, together with fellow P.I., Frank Load, performed through the Rock, are presented for any crime they did not commit. So, Rock, what is your opinion? (Also, you are welcome, nobody.) 'Rocked & Loaded' Script by Steve McQueen And Damon Lindelof Inspired through the book "Superfudge" by Judy Blume FADE IN: INT. FRANK LOAD'S APARTMENT -- Evening DANNY ROCK is really a grizzled private eye. He's seen everything. During the period of his 4 decades at work, he's solved the most ghoulish of cases. His eyes look tired. But even tired eyes can't hide the worry -- the worry of irrelevancy and the anxiety about sexual addiction. FRANK LOAD is really a hulk of the guy, more appropriate for that brute pressure work of the bouncer compared to a private eye. Elevated by baby wolves, LOAD includes a inclination to allow his fists perform the speaking. That's meant literally: LOAD frequently utilizes a sock-puppet named DARREN to talk for him. Both males are just presented for any crime they didn't commit. The crime that each of them, individually, were looking into. DANNY Listen, punk, I believe we ought to visit the police. I believe as we comfortably explain what went down, we are able to obvious this complete screw up, punk. FRANK But we do not know what went down, old-timer. Regardless of what we attempt to inform law enforcement, nothing's likely to change the truth that there is a dead llama during my apartment. DANNY It isn't a llama, punk. This is an alpaca. FRANK No, I am certain it is a llama. DANNY Look, llamas are in least two times how big an alpaca. I am 81-years-old, I understand the main difference between an alpaca along with a llama. FRANK Oh, yeah? Well, my fist states it is a llama. Boots to asses! FRANK (speaking through DARREN) It is a llama. I am positive it is a llama. DANNY Well, anything, it is the ambassador's. And also the ambassador thinks we wiped out it and that he has valid reason, thinking about it's inside your apartment. And take that stupid sock puppet off. You appear just like a damn fool. FRANK removes DARREN from his hands. FRANK We'll never cope with this unless of course we interact. Are you currently beside me, Danny? DANNY contemplates FRANK's offer FRANK Only together are we able to uncover the reality. FRANK stretches his hands. DANNY You've got a deal. For the time being, punk. FRANK Go TEAM Take It! HASHTAG! FRANK and DANNY approach FRANK's window. FRANK opens his window, then your two unlikely partners disappear in to the night's sky. (P.S., They are able to fly.) CUT TO: EXT. FRANK'S APARTMENT -- Evening It's says FRANK's apartment is situated on Saturn's moon, Titan, that is now used like a place to mate and mix the genetic code of alpacas, llamas and humans. CUT TO: DANNY and FRANK flying with the low-gravity Titan evening sky. Your camera pans to FRANK's right hands, the hands that's usually included in DARREN. It is the hoof of the Alpaca. CUT TO: R O C K E D A N D L O A D E D You are able to contact Mike Ryan on Twitter Follow Moviefone on Twitter Like Moviefone on Facebook